Banish the Booze,
Keep the Buzz
Euphoric THC Gummies: Your secret to balancing modern day stress with ease... minus the hangover.
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“OMG where have these been all my life? I’ve tried so many different supplements that are supposed to “relax” and “calm” you, but nothing worked. But your THC gummies…. they WORK. I feel calm, relaxed, super chill and happy! You have earned yourself a customer for life!”
I was a bit skeptical these Delta-9 gummies would produce any of the claims but I was soooo wrong. Give them about an hour and the familiar buzz appears! Pretty good tropical taste as well!
"So nice after a mental day at work. I pop a gummy as I'm chilling after work and dinner. It's a mellow without the booze. So glad it's just right and I don't have to drive all the way to the dispensary to get em."
Having two young toddlers is stressful, and my wife and I are loving these after we finally get them down for bed. Best part: we can enjoy our high-time watching Netflix and don't feel groggy in the morning. Happy Parents.
"I knew I needed to stop drinking, but I needed to deal with the reason I drank, my anxiety. These euphoric THC gummies did just that. It has been 3 weeks and I have not a drink. I feel better. My family has even commented how I seem calmer and more relaxed."
Mood Perfecter. Worked like a charm for me, I only had one gummy and it eased my anxiety in like 20 minutes. Using these so I can unwind without drinking wine during the week.
3 Reasons to try Couch Potatoes THC Gummies
Dealing with the kids after a crazy day at work
Enhancing your "Netflix & Chill" experience
Replacing that evening glass of wine
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How Are These Legal?
The reason these THC gummies are 100% federally legal is because of the 2018 Farm Bill, which removed hemp from the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) and made it a generic agricultural commodity.
THC gummies are only able to be sold online and across state lines if they contain less than .3% by dry weight in the final product, and are extracted from hemp.
Couch Potatoes THC Gummies are compliant in both regards, so as long as you're 21+ these gummies can be shipped right to your front door.
Us vs. Them
I'm Couch
Potatoes |
I'm Every Other
THC Gummy |
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2018 Farm Bill Compliant (Legal) | ||
3rd Party Lab Tested 🔬 | ||
Consistent 5mg per Gummy Dosing | ||
100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee | ||
Enhanced with L-Theanine | ||
Reviewed by Verified Buyers | ||
Dispensary-Grade Quality | ||
TSA-Compliant ✈️ |
Ditch The Dispensary
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1. Avoid Medical Cards & Shady Stores
No medical card needed, we deliver these legal THC gummies right to your door. Say goodbye to long drives to stores with blacked-out windows for your gummy fix. -
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2. Cut Out The Middle Man
Ever wonder why THC gummies from the dispensary are so expensive? The retail stores mark up the prices from the brands. Order direct & save $$$, usually around 30%. -
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3. We’re Open 24/7
Our store never closes. Whether it’s 2 PM or 2 AM, we’re here for you, unlike your local dispensary in that weird part of town.
Email happiness@sundayscaries.com whenever you need anything at all, we're always here for you.