Melt Your Anxiety Away With
Sunday Scaries' Buzz Gummies
Consistently-dosed Euphoria gummies
boosted with L-Theanine
- 100% LEGAL & Farm Bill compliant edibles available with no medical card to anyone 21+
- Lab Tested with precise dosing for a safe & consistent experience every time
- Dispensary-quality gummies shipped to your front door. No pants required
- Hemp extracts grown by organic methods and sourced from Colorado farms
Scarefree Guarantee
Scarefree Guarantee
Legally Ships Nationwide
TSA Approved
3rd Party Lab Tested
20-30 Minute Onset
Lasts up to 8 Hours
100% Lifetime Money Back Guarantee
How it feels to be a couch potato
Netflix and Chill without caring about your responsibilities
Have your worries disappear faster than your Bumble match
Melt away the day's frustrations from work, family or societal idiots
The tropical flavors with a hint of that herby-taste will have you feeling like you're on a beach listening to reggae
How Are These Gummies Legal?
The reason these gummies are 100% federally legal is because of the 2018 Farm Bill, which removed hemp from the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) and made it a generic agricultural commodity.
Hemp gummies are only able to be sold online and across state lines if they contain less than .3% by dry weight in the final product, and are extracted from hemp.
Couch Potatoes are compliant in both regards, so as long as you're 21+ these buzz gummies can be shipped right to your front door.
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Natural is Better. Keep it Green.
Many hemp companies use raw hemp ingredients sourced from China. These farms spray the stalks and flowers with pesticides and they are not grown using organic methods. The final product is often times sprayed with the distillate versus custom formulated from scratch.
Other "Legal"
Hemp Gummies
- NOT sourced in the USA
- NOT grown by organic methods
- Contain synthetic raw materials
- Compounds extracted in an unregulated facility
- Final product is sprayed
- Test positive for heavy metals and toxins
Naturally-Derived
Couch Potatoes
- Sourced in Greeley, Colorado
- Grown using organic methods
- Contain naturally-harvested hemp raw materials
- Compounds extracted in an FDA regulated facility
- Final product is custom formulated
- 3rd Party Tested with no heavy metals or toxins
Us vs. Them
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I'm Couch
Potatoes 
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I'M A Boring
Gummy Brand 
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| 2018 Farm Bill Compliant (Legal) | ||
| 3rd Party Lab Tested | ||
| Consistent 5mg per Gummy Dosing | ||
| 100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee | ||
| Enhanced with L-Theanine | ||
| Reviewed by Verified Buyers | ||
| Dispensary-Grade Quality |
How It Works
Couch Potatoes are consistently dosed 5mg buzz gummies enhanced with 25mg of L-Theanine to ensure a reliable and clean feeling of euphoria. No more cutting up an edible into four pieces with a kitchen knife.
Step 1
Get home from busting your ass, sit down on your fave couch and contemplate taking a gummy or having a glass of vino.
Step 2
Kick off your work attire, realize you don't want a hangover the next day, pop one Couch Potato buzz gummy and get ready for ultimate chill time.
Step 3
Put up your mental "do-not-disturb" sign, binge watch your favorite shtuff, eat all the munchies you can and veg tf out before "real life" happens again.
WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable fits of giggles, an insatiable craving for cheesy snacks, and an overwhelming sense of contentment.
Ditch The Dispensary
5 Reasons to order euphoria gummies online so they arrive at your doorstep:
1. Pajama-Friendly Shopping
The only thing you need to wear is your smile (and maybe your pajamas) when you shop online. Dispensaries don't appreciate your unicorn onesie like we do.
2. Cut Out The Middle Man
Ever wonder why your dispensary gummies are so expensive? The retail stores mark up the prices from the brands. Order direct & save $$$.
3. We're Open 24/7
Our store never closes. Whether it's 2 PM or 2 AM, we're here for you, unlike that dispensary in that weird part of town.
4. No Geographic Discrimination
Live in the boonies? No worries. We deliver right to your door, even if it's more hidden than your stash. Say goodbye to long drives for your gummy fix.
5. Human Customer Service After Purchase
We get it, the budtender may be a cool guy or chick. But what happens AFTER you consume your edibles? We're here before you buy AND after.
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Boot The Booze
3 reasons why buzz gummies are better than booze
1 No Hangovers
Drinking can be fun, until the next day... When your head feels like it's about to explode and your spirits are low. Wake up happy, eat a buzz gummy instead.
2 Calorie Control
Trying to get buzzed but also stay in shape? An average glass of wine has 125 calories, a single Couch Potato has 17. Need we say more?
3 Save Your Money
You work your butt off, so why booze your paycheck away? A single buzz gummy is $2.45, try getting a martini at a bar for that much money.
OVER 100,000 CHILLED OUT CUSTOMERS
Happiness in a little, delicious...
"These gummies actually helped me replace that evening glass of wine."
I couldn't believe it either.
"I'm so stoked these are legal now. No more time-consuming trips to the dispensary."
It's 2024 people, come on.
"This is insaaanely good news. FINALLY I can buy these gummies online... and they're super affordable."
I kicked the booze with these things.
"I was so sick of waking up mid-week with a headache. I no longer drink a post-work whiskey, I eat one of these."
The buzz is real. No pun intended.
"I didn't believe it at first, but they're as real as it gets. They actually work and kick in in about 20 mins."
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We offer these deep discounts to first time customers because this is how confident we are that you'll feel and love the effects after taking our gummies. 87% of our customers purchase again.
While we know you know, California requires us to say this stuff:
Disclaimer 1: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming this product. May cause drowsiness. Do not combine with alcohol or medication. Use responsibly and follow Directions for use guideline. Use of active ingredients while pregnant or breast feeding may be harmful.
These products should not be used by nursing mothers or during pregnancy. Before taking any dietary supplement please consult with a physician.
Disclaimer 2: This product contains a chemical, known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information, go to www.P65Warning.ca.gov. An ingredient in this product is derived from hemp.
FARM BILL COMPLIANT: Total concentration does not exceed 0.3% by weight. Consuming this product could result in the consumer failing a drug test.
Our Worry-free Guarantee
Since 2017 we've always offered an industry best 100% lifetime money-back guarantee.
Human customer service:
happiness@sundayscaries.com
Best in class. Don't fall for those 30-day guarantees that come with Boeing 737s.