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Banish the Booze,
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Microdosed Euphoria Gummies: Your secret to balancing modern day stress with ease... minus the hangover.

Elevate Your Leisure
No Hangovers
Dispensary Quality
Consistently-Dosed
No Paranoia
Euphoric
Microdosed
Giggle-inducing
Gluten Free
No Hangovers
Dispensary Quality
Consistently-Dosed
No Paranoia
Euphoric
Microdosed
Giggle-inducing
Gluten Free
No Hangovers
Dispensary Quality
Consistently-Dosed
No Paranoia
Euphoric
Microdosed
Giggle-inducing
Gluten Free
"Gets you in the laid-back vacation spirit"

3 Reasons to Try Couch Potatoes Buzz Gummies

Dealing with the kids after a crazy day at work

Dealing with the kids after a crazy day at work

Dealing with the kids after a crazy day at work

Elevate Your Leisure

Microdosed Euphoria Gummies

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Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
110 Reviews

Couch Potatoes are our Full spectrum, Microdosed Euphoria Gummies: Your secret to balancing modern day stress with ease... minus the hangover.

  • 5mg of Full Spectrum Hemp per gummy
  • 25mg of L-Theanine per gummy
  • Dispensary-quality & Precision-dosed
  • 100% Legal & 2018 Farm Bill Compliant

How Are These Legal?

Full-spectrum Hemp L-Theanine

The reason these gummies are 100% federally legal is because of the 2018 Farm Bill, which removed hemp from the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) and made it a generic agricultural commodity.

Gummies are only able to be sold online and across state lines if they contain less than .3% by dry weight in the final product, and are extracted from hemp.

Couch Potatoes are compliant in both regards, so as long as you're 21+ these Adult Buzz Gummies can be shipped right to your front door.

Us vs. Them

 
I'm Couch
Potatoes
I'm Every Other
Hemp Gummy
2018 Farm Bill Compliant (Legal)
3rd Party Lab Tested
Consistent 5mg / Gummy Dosing
100% Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee
Enhanced with L-Theanine
Reviewed by Verified Buyers
Dispensary-Grade Quality

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    1. Avoid Medical Cards & Shady Stores

    No medical card needed, we deliver these legal gummies right to your door. Say goodbye to long drives to stores with blacked-out windows for your gummy fix.
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    2. Cut Out The Middle Man

    Ever wonder why dispensary gummies are so expensive? The retail stores mark up the prices from the brands. Order direct & save $$$.
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    3. We’re Open 24/7

    Our store never closes. Whether it’s 2 PM or 2 AM, we’re here for you, unlike your local dispensary in that weird part of town.