● COUNTDOWN: BAN ACTIVE NOV 12, 2026
THE GOVT. LOANED US
$1.8 MILLION
TO SELL A PRODUCT THEY NOW WANT TO
BAN.
On November 12, 2025, the government passed a spending bill and snuck in a law that recriminalizes h3mp products. The SAME products the SAME government legalized in 2018.
In less than a year, the products that 300k+ of you trust to sleep & relieve stress will become contraband. Oh, and the SBA loan they gave us to grow this business? Still due.
✊ STOP THE H3MP BAN
↑ Takes 30 seconds. Tell Congress to regulate, not ban.
47,318
SIGNATURES
73%
OF GOAL
$1.8M
ON THE LINE
* Things are misspelled on this page on purpose so it doesn't get flagged.
THE TRAP, IN THREE ACTS
01
2018
THE GOVERNMENT SAYS: LEGAL.
The Farm Bill legalizes h3mp-derived products under federal concentration thresholds. We build a brand around it.
02
2020
THE GOVERNMENT LENDS: $1.8M.
Sunday Scaries receives an SBA Economic Injury Disaster Loan to grow the business and serve customers during COVID. Personally guaranteed by our founders.
03
2025
THE GOVERNMENT SAYS: ILLEGAL.
Buried inside a must-pass spending bill, Congress recriminalizes h3mp-derived products — the same ones they legalized and funded.
THIS IS A TRAP
THE GOVERNMENT LOANED US MONEY TO SELL PRODUCTS IT SAID WERE LEGAL. THEN IT BANNED THE PRODUCTS. They STILL WANT THE LOAN REPAID!
— Beau & Mike
300K+
CUSTOMERS SERVED
89%
RETURN CUSTOMER RATE
9
YEARS IN BUSINESS
▸ FROM THE DESK OF BEAU SCHMITT & MIKE SILL, CO-FOUNDERS
WE'RE NOT ASKING FOR SYMPATHY.
WE'RE ASKING YOU TO HELP US KEEP OUR COMPANY ALIVE.
We started Sunday Scaries in 2017 because we dealt with crippling stress, and we knew we weren't alone. We built a brand around the idea that people deserve a calm-down option that isn't a Rx.
Nine years later, 300,000 customers trust us. Parents. Veterans. Shift workers. Seniors. People who tried Ambi3n and woke up foggy. People who tried Zanacks and got hooked. People who just want to fall asleep without dreading the morning.
On November 12, 2026, the federal government shuts that door. The U.S. H3mp Roundtable estimates the new rules eliminate ~95% of the products currently sold. For us, that's roughly 70% of our revenue, gone overnight — while the SBA still expects every dollar of that $1.8M back, on terms we negotiated when our products were legal.
We have less than a year to convince Congress to regulate, not ban. We're asking you, plainly, to spend 30 seconds and sign.
— Beau & Mike
WHO WINS. WHO LOSES.
STILL LEGAL & PROFITING ▾
BIG PHARMA
ABOUT TO BE CONTRABAND ▾
H3MP WELLNESS
AMBI3N / ZOLPID3M
Next-day grogginess. Memory loss. Sleepwalking. Physical dependence.
VS
OUR SLEEP GUMMIES
NO NEXT DAY HANGOVER. Non-habit-forming. No prescription. No copay.
ADD3RALL / STIMULANTS
Schedule II. Cardiovascular risk. Appetite suppression. Dependency.
VS
OUR FOCUS GUMMIES
No harsh side effects. no cracky feeling. No Rx.
BENZ0S / XANACKS
High dependency risk. Withdrawal symptoms. Cognitive impairment.
VS
OUR CALM GUMMIES
Plant Based. No mood suppression. No prescription.
▸ Pharmaceutical lobbying spent tens of millions in the period leading up to the spending bill. The hemp rider was not a coincidence. It was corruption.
▸ ONE OF 300,000+
the
government
wants to destroy us
and give YOU...
More Pills?
“
I was stuck in a cycle I couldn't get out of. Ambi3n knocked me out, sure, but I'd wake up foggy and slow. I was missing things at work and snapping at my family.
A friend recommended Sunday Scaries gummies, and with my first dose I was sleeping through the night, waking up clear-headed, and actually feeling rested for the first time in years.
No grogginess. No dependency. No side effects at all.
Glen L.
Project Manager · Las Vegas, NV
★★★★★ 4 yrs on Ambi3n → 2 yrs on Sunday Scaries
★ THE MATH OF A RIGGED GAME ★
This isn't
a sob story.
It's an
extinction event.
$28.4B
U.S. hemp industry, vaporized
300K+
American jobs at risk
~95%
of hemp products now non-compliant
70%+
of our revenue, gone overnight
$1.5B
in state tax revenue lost
<1 year
until enforcement begins
Sources: U.S. Hemp Roundtable; Akerman LLP analysis of H.R. 5371 (Public Law 119-37); MJBizDaily industry estimates. Implementation date: Nov 12, 2026.
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petition.
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customers'
wellness routine.
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✊ STOP THE H3MP BAN
47,318 of 65,000 signatures · goal by Sept 1, 2026
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